How to Dance Like Kurt Motherfucking Hummel - “Barbra Streisand” Edition
Brace yourself for an influx of fabulous
The amount of dying that I am doing right now is a lot.
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anneisanobsessivegleekpotterhead:
When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or month.
In Québec they shoot everything before airing. So you have 10 to 12 episode before Christmas and the rest after that if it’s a 22 episode. Or everything after Christmas if nothing airs before the holidays.
(Source: feyminism)
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
(Source: soudahesreallycool)
he is SO PERFECT
the necklace he is wearing helps fund a charity and also gives jobs to the homeless.. so amazing. REBLOG this and spread the word! (also, get the necklace here!!!)
(Source: thellendegeneresanon)
the day i get married, i am going to plant a pear tree, and after the tree starts producing, i’m going to put my arm around my husband, hold up one of the pears and say “we make a great pear”
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin)
Me and my two favorite boys:)
(Source: dailymonchele)
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
One of you made Kim Kardashian cry
“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community
the interwebs won!!!!
Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.
[esteban voice] little blonde peoples
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
